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Dimension Engineering AnyVolt 3 Disclamer
What?
It's easy to tell what you're thinking. "I came to this page expecting to find a series of conditions about what the AnyVolt 3 can't or shouldn't do."
Well, it's a fair expectation, but we found it to be too negative. You don't need to be told that AnyVolt 3 can't stop a speeding train, leap buildings
in a single bound or travel in time by quickly running backwards across the globe - you know that already!
So what is this?
Well, this page is dedicated to something the AnyVolt 3 can do, which is fend off the nefarious clam menace.
Clams?
Yes, clams! Everyone worries about zombies or robots or nuclear missiles or what-have-you causing the apocalypse, all the while disregarding the silent,
subtle, unassuming menace that is clam society at large. I know, I know; "clams aren't very mobile," "they're not very smart," "they're tasty," etc etc.
This is exactly what they want you to think! When the clams rise up and overthrow us, it will be so unexpected that no one will be able to organize a
proper defense! Except you.
This is ridiculous. I'm leaving.
Wait! You don't want to hear about how the secret weakness of the rebellious clams is an electric current at a very specific voltage that depends on the
type of clam, and that when their uprising happens the best portable defense will be a car battery and an AnyVolt 3?
No, not even a little.
Well, you might want to know that during that clamtastrophe, a properly calibrated AnyVolt 3 would be good for running your cell phone, your lights or
your electric chainsaw from that same battery. As long as you have a way to set the voltage, enough juice in the battery and the reasonable confidence
that you aren't exceeding the unit's current ratings, you can survive!
For more information on the applications of AnyVolt 3, especially as pertaining to post-apocalyptic wastelands, please visit our
product page for it!
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